OMFG my students rock!

While not for my class, this is a short story written for my co-ALT's exam. The question asks for a retelling of the Princess and the Pea. While not strictly true to the plot of the story (and not to mention that the students were given the question beforehand), the results are BY FAR the funniest thing I have ever seen one of my students write. Much props to him.

From LOL

As the picture is hard to read, here's a transcription:

Once there was a prince who lived in New York. One day, he got married to a princess of countless beauty. She was indeed very, very beautiful. But, she was so violent and lazy. Prince had a fight with his wife every day. After a week, they got a divorce. After three weeks, Prince got married to her mother. She was 65 years old, but she has a good figure.
He made love to her every night.
And they lived happily ever after.

From the mouth of babes...